Office by Alex Penny
I'm just a Texas Girl, living life and being as Texas as I can be.
He’s sad because no one ordered cheesy bread.
(Source: College Humor)
Roller massage enjoys cow.
You are why I want to be a princess.
You woke me up at seven in the morning, you made me shower and put make up on, when I could have been sleeping. I put on a dress for you. I waited, you didn’t text me. You’re on my list and you better get to thinking about how to make it up to me. At least I finished my book.
He’s annoyed by all my reading. Suck it up Walker, that’s all the company I’ll get. Books and you.
I make evil plans in my mind, too bad I don’t use them. I need too. They aren’t that evil, but I still need to use them. :)
Malibu? That bear’s going to have one hell of a hangover.
“(410): I woke up to him yelling “WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?” this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole”
Guilty! But it’s not love!
“(614): The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was “Good. He’ll be easier to take down.” Like he’s a gazelle and I’m a dick tiger. What’s wrong with me?”
